It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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