I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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