We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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