Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
