My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
