The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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