Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Randomize
