I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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