Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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