Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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