Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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