Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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