soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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