Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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