Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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