Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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