how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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