We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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