I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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