Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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