everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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