She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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