I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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