didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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