Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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