It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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