I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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