Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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