The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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