Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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