she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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