is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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