He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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