You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I hate all girls vehemently.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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