We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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