Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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