if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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