i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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