my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
