? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
