Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The Olympian is in my bed
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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