To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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