He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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