Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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