3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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