David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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