don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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