4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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