I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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