I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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