The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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