You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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