I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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